Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
今天，有個(gè)網(wǎng)友，我們前幾個(gè)星期每天晚上都花好幾個(gè)小時(shí)用來煲電話粥，我們感覺已經(jīng)愛上了彼此，所以我們約好了今天見面。結(jié)果他剛剛看到我就跟我說收到了一個(gè)特別緊急的短信然后就走了，然后就再也不跟我說話了。 FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
今天，我三歲大的孩子突然想要做點(diǎn)兒好事兒，于是我就跟他講他可以整理一下他自己的玩具，結(jié)果熊孩子把我的心iphone手機(jī)給洗了。。。。 FML
Today, my dad called to wish me a happy birthday. I said thank you but informed him that my birthday is tomorrow. He told me that I was wrong and screamed at me for 20 minutes. When I still wouldn't agree with him, he hung up and turned my phone service off. FML
今天，我爸爸打電話祝賀我生日快樂。我就說謝謝，但是我的生日是明天。結(jié)果他告訴我我是錯(cuò)的，我們就這個(gè)問題爭吵了20多分鐘。結(jié)果最后因?yàn)槲也豢险J(rèn)錯(cuò)，他老人家直接掛了電話，而且把我拉黑了。我肯定不是親生的。FML
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
今天，我去聽一個(gè)音樂會(huì)。他們現(xiàn)場有個(gè)功能，可以讓你用手機(jī)發(fā)送一張圖片，然后他們把它放在大屏幕上，所以我發(fā)了一張自己的照片（自己以為美美噠）。結(jié)果當(dāng)當(dāng)照片被投放出來的時(shí)候，大約4000個(gè)人一起起哄，“吁吁吁~~~！”,真實(shí)糗死了，F(xiàn)ML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
我的狗狗把我的手機(jī)當(dāng)成磨牙棒給我咬了。哭死，F(xiàn)ML
