下輩子，我想倒著活一回。

第一步就是死亡，然后把它拋在腦后。

在敬老院睜開眼

一天比一天感覺更好

直到因為太健康被踢出去。

領上養老金，然后開始工作

第一天就得到一塊金表，還有慶祝派對

40年后，夠年輕了，可以去享受退休生活了。

狂歡，喝酒，恣情縱欲

然后準備好可以上高中了。

接著上小學

然后變成了個孩子，無憂無慮地玩耍

肩上沒有任何責任

不久，成了嬰兒，直到出生。

人生最后九個月，在奢華的水療池里漂著

那里有中央供暖，客房服務隨叫隨到

住的地方一天比一天大，然后，哈！

我在高潮中結束了一生！

“In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,

go collect your pension,

and then when you start work,

you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol,

and are generally promiscuous,

then you are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school,

you become a kid, you play.

You have no responsibilities,

you become a baby until you are born.

And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with central heating and room service on tap,

larger quarters every day and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!”