老友原文：該視頻節選自122 TheOne With the Ick Factor
Joey:Would youlet it go Ross. It was just a dream. It doesn't mean...
(Ross'sbeeper goes off)
Ross:Oh, oh. Oh,oh. Oh this is it. Oh my god it's baby time. Baby time.
Joey:All right,relax, relax. Just relax, just relax. Be cool, be cool.
(Ross dials anumber on hiscellularphone)
Ross:(on phone)Yeah, hi, I was just beeped. (pause) No, Andr?is not here. (to Joey) Third time today. (on phone) Yes, I'm sure... No, sir. I don't perform those kind of services.
Joey:Services?(Ross looks at him) Oh, services.
Ross:(on phone)Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir.(pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
(Phoebe andChandler enter)
Joey:Hey, hey.How was the first day?
Phoebe:Oh,exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Chandler:See, it paysto know the man who wears my shoes. (Joey and Ross wonder what he means) Me.
Phoebe:No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Chandler:Why not?
Phoebe:Oh, because,you know... they don't like you.
Chandler:What?!
Phoebe:I thought you knew that.
Chandler:Noho. Who doesn't they like me?
Phoebe:Everyone.Except for uh... no everyone.
Chandler:What are youtalking about?
Phoebe:Don't feel bad. You know they used to like you a lot. But then you got promoted, and, you know, now you're like "Mr. Boss Man". You know, Mr. Bing. Mr. Bing,"Boss Man Bing".
(Joey andRoss laughs)
Chandler:I can'tbelive it.
Phoebe:Yeah, yeah.They even do you.
Chandler:They do me?
Phoebe:You know like... uh okay... uh... 'Could that reportbeany later?'
(Joey and Ross laughs)
Chandler:I don't sound like that.
Ross:Oh, oh Chandler...
Joey:Oh... Yeah,you do.
Ross:'The hills were alive with the soundofmusic.'
(Phoebe, Joeyand Ross laughs)
Joey:(reaches for his ?scones) My scones.
Phoebe, Joey,and Ross: 'My scones.'
(Phoebe, Joey and Ross laughs again)
Chandler:Okay, I don't sound like that. That is sonottrue.
(Joey and Chandler laughs)
Chandler:That is sonot...That is sonot... That... Oh, shut up!
(Phoebe, Joeyand Ross laugh)
老友譯文：
這只是一場夢，不代表…
時候到了，寶寶要出世了
放輕松…冷靜點
有人call我？
不，安卓不在這兒
今天已是第三次了
對，我確定
沒錯，我不做那種服務
服務?
服務
對，你要打的是55一JUMB0
沒錯
有U的JUMB0
不，先生，相信我你不會想要我的
從他的號碼看來
你看到我會大失所望
好吧，再見了
第一天上班如何?
太棒了，每個人都很棒
瞧，認識穿我鞋子的人是有代價的
我
不，我沒告訴任何人我認識你
為什么?
因為他們并不喜歡你
什么?
我以為你早知道
不知道
誰不喜歡我?
每個人，除了…
不，是每個人
你在說什么?
別難過
他們過去都很喜歡你
自從你升職后
他們感覺你是上司
大人物，大老板
我簡直無法相信
他們甚至還模仿你
模仿我?
對，報告要"何時"才能交來?
我沒有那樣
你有的
這山谷因音樂而變得生動
我的烤餅
我的烤餅!
我沒那樣說話
這”不”是真的
這不…閉嘴
老友單詞：（堅持會有意想不到的收獲）
cellular['selj?l?]
n. 移動電話；單元
adj. 細胞的；多孔的；由細胞組成的
judging[d??d?i?]
adj. 決斷型
vt. 判斷；審判（judge的現在分詞）
vi. 判斷（judge的現在分詞）；評判
disappointment[d?s?'p??ntm(?)nt]
n. 失望；沮喪
promoted
n. 升遷
v. 促進（promote的過去式）；提升
adj. 晉升的
hill[h?l]
n. 小山；丘陵；斜坡；山岡
n. (Hill)人名；(法、西)伊爾；(德、英、匈、捷、羅、芬、瑞典)希爾
alive[?'la?v]
adj. 活著的；活潑的；有生氣的
scone[sk?n; sk??n]
n. （英）烤餅；司康餅
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