寫了這么多年的作文，今天也讓天朝大大們來開啟個'朕已閱'模式，看看老外的中文作文有沒有暗爽的感覺？天道好輪回，蒼天繞過誰！
寫作那么難嗎？其實寫作本身不難。拿我自己舉例，今年2.5號剛加入簡書，寫到第9篇時，就有出版社編輯找我出書。而我現在一共也才寫了15篇。目前有3個編輯找過我談出書的事。清華南都微博和公眾號轉了我的文章。微博已發，公眾號還未發。其間文章也授權過其他公眾號，廣播節目，也成為了某公眾號的特約作者還有讀者付費約見，為他們量身定制英語學習計劃。這些都是加入簡書的意外收獲。和大家說這些是想告訴大家，我是寫作小白，之前沒在公共平臺寫過字。但是，一寫不要緊，還上癮了。我行，難道你不行嗎？何況很多人寫了那么久！如果你是會看文章會識別干貨的讀者，你會發現我的文章都是以邏輯為基礎，一系列一系列寫的。按我說的做，賺錢根本不是問題。絕對的誠意滿滿。
下圖是清華南都發表的我的百萬單詞篇。
寫作難的是，你沒有扎實的專業知識、持續的輸出能力、缺少一顆發現生活美好且細膩的心、及觸類旁通的能力。四者關系層層遞進。
英語寫作的?示范
1.把口語中的語感直接帶入寫作。
口語和寫作不就是一回事嗎？都屬于英語中的輸出環節。寫作不就是把你所說所想寫出出來嗎？為什么有的人口語聽起來挺流利，其實你仔細一聽里面語法錯誤很多。為什么？太相信自己的語感了。記住，所有的交流都是有層次的。外國人雖然明白你在表達什么，但心里也真的很清楚你的交流水平。
2. 不研讀優秀范文，拿筆就寫。
不看滿分作文，你的衡量標準何來？不看滿分作文，你的精準用詞何來？不看滿分作文你的邏輯何來？
3. 只會好好說話，不會不好好說話。
一就是一，二就是二。從來不進行句子擴寫，縮寫練習。也從來不美化包裝自己的語言。祖國的花朵們，除了美顏P圖外，你也可以用美圖秀秀PP你的'語言'，盡量做到'顏值'與'言值'之間等價隨意切換。
4.不打磨邏輯，寫作思維。
什么是好的寫作？就是讓人看完第一句還想接著看第二句。每句話與每句話之間都是有內在邏輯聯系的，大家從來不問自己為什么接下來寫這句？還可以怎么寫？這樣寫是不是更好？從來不問。希望大家不斷的多問自己為什么？這樣你會不一樣。
Reading makes a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man.
給大家演示下一個好句子在腦中形成的層次感，希望大家可以受到啟發。
中文寫作舉例：
當你想夸美女時，你應該想到的是
指如削蔥根
口如含珠丹
纖纖作細步
精妙世無雙
而不是：
咦妮兒你長得怪得勁嘞
當你想和意中人表白時，你應該想到的是：
玲瓏骰子安紅豆，入骨相思知不知？
而不是：
嘿鎂鋁要不要咱倆談個戀愛？
英文寫作舉例：
當你想說，我永遠都不會嫁給你。
普通：
I will never marry you.
得到：
Never will I marry you.
Under no circumstance will I marry you.
學霸：
You are the last man I am willing to marry .
I will marry anybody but you.
學霸霸：If you were the last man in the world, I would definitely remain single.
那么英文句子到底怎樣寫才好呢？我再給大家個小技巧讓你的寫作句型立刻很不一樣了，而我只做一個動作。
試著改變一下每個句子的開頭
A. People throughout the world have greatly demanded all kinds of nutritious food.
B. There is a great demand across the world for all kinds of nutritious food.
1.以形容詞或形容詞組開頭
Jessica was very pleased and telephoned her mother．
=Pleased,Jessica telephoned her mother．
The young lady，hungry and thirsty，went back home．
=Hungry and thirsty，the young lady went back home．
2. 以副詞開頭
The cute boy stayed there quietly．
=Quietly，the cute boy stayed there．
3. 以不定式開頭
He got up very early to catch the flight．
=To catch the flight，he got up very early．
4. 以現在分詞或過去分詞開頭
I was filled with diappointment when I went home from school that cold winter day.
=Going home from school that cold ?winter day , I was filled with anticipation．
If you give me enough time，I can do it better．
=Given enough time，I can do it better．
5. 以介詞短語開頭
He like many other adventurers had experienced fear and conquered it．
=Like many other adventurers，he had experienced fear and conquered it．
6. 以同位語開頭
Jim，our monitor，always likes giving orders to everybody．
=Our monitor，Jim，always likes giving orders to everybody．
7. 以從句開頭
Tom had already surprised his friends several times before he sailed round the world single-handed.
Before he sailed round the world single-handed，Tom had already surprised his friends several times．
You will greatly increse your sales number ,if you have a quality control inspection．
=If you have a quality control inspection， you will greatly increase your sales number．
就這么小小的一個舉動，就可以讓你高于平均水平。
下面我再給大家升級下寫作的正確姿勢,不能給大家一一寫完，但我給你處理問題的思考方式會很受益。
1.你得有些用得上的同義詞轉換
reduce減少
=decrease
=drop
=fall
=cut
categorize種類
=type
=classify
=be grouped
= grade
strategy 方法策略
=way
=method
=approach
=technique
consistent持續的
=lasting
=stay the same
=constant
=unchanging
2.你得有些高頻短語
先進的科學技術
=advanced science and technology
人們普遍認為
=It is commonly believed that ...
利遠遠大于弊
=The advantages far overweigh the disadvantages
3.你得有些句型套路，但要靈活應用
文章開頭段
Nowadays chatying online is growing in popularity among the youth.Some get fun; Some get friends; Some even get fame.However, we should not allow these benefits blind us to the problem it may pose.
文章結尾段
Only when we treat plagiarism as serously as it deserves ?to be treated will we accomplish the first step toward the elimination of various forms of ?unethical academic behaviors on our campuses.
預測趨勢段
Although other favorable things ?may still be said about classroom teaching compared with cyber education. The two advantages of traditional classes discussed above are already sufficient for the former to live rather than to die out in advance of the latter.
4.你應該有些細節積累（所有的考試好文章都是細節取勝）
托福題目：Some people prefer to do exercise alone while others would like group sports. Which do you prefer?
假如你同意exercise alone
那么其中之一細節描寫應該是如下：
Individual activities like yoga or meditation take your mind off work and life; soothing music and the Fuchs on body and mind creates an outlet for stress. Similarly, jogging and marathon help foster persistence and endurance because by spending time on one's own, an individual opens up a dialogue ?with the inner self and puts the weigh back into the essence of sports.
學好寫作只有一個標準：一切你不會的，技不如人的，都是你的進步空間。平時要會讀書巧積累，學習學習在學習！積累積累再積累！當你的才華還撐不起你的野心的時候，你就應該靜下心來學習；當你的能力還駕馭不了你的目標時，就應該沉下心來，歷練；機會永遠是留給最渴望的那個人。
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