幾個(gè)人一起去舊金山參加學(xué)術(shù)會(huì)議，在Sheldon一力主張之下勉強(qiáng)坐又貴又慢的火車。上車之后扮演終結(jié)者的美女演員上車了，Howard激動(dòng)萬(wàn)分，認(rèn)為這是自己的巨大機(jī)會(huì)。他坐在那想開(kāi)場(chǎng)白，重復(fù)了多次之后，卻被拿了瓶啤酒的Raj奪得先機(jī)，與美女聊得不亦樂(lè)乎，談笑風(fēng)生。Howard沮喪之際，Leonard發(fā)現(xiàn)Raj喝的是無(wú)酒精啤酒，Howard立刻拿到Raj面前指出，失去了藥物支持的Raj當(dāng)場(chǎng)啞了，悻悻地回到座位上，換成Howard在那出盡法寶地撩，可是美女不吃這一套。最終Howard請(qǐng)求合照倒是得到了同意，可是照完他還得寸進(jìn)尺想拍熱吻照，結(jié)果手機(jī)被美女摔碎了……Leonard一看有機(jī)可乘也來(lái)了，可他說(shuō)完開(kāi)場(chǎng)白還沒(méi)來(lái)得及說(shuō)自己名字，美女的站就到了。

Sheldon自從上車后很快發(fā)現(xiàn)沒(méi)帶裝有自己論文的U盤(pán)，情急之下想要下火車回去拿，后來(lái)還是Leonard提醒他可以讓Penny幫忙拿了以后用郵件發(fā)給他。于是Sheldon在電話中遠(yuǎn)程指引Penny拿鑰匙拿U盤(pán)，中途還被Penny發(fā)現(xiàn)了他奶奶對(duì)他的昵稱moon pie，取笑了好久……最終他拿著論文建議諾貝爾獎(jiǎng)得主與他合作再創(chuàng)輝煌，人家問(wèn)他你沒(méi)瘋吧……

Don't say it like that. 別這么說(shuō)嘛

Sheldon覺(jué)得火車之旅很令人期待

Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours, 11 minutes. 以現(xiàn)在的速度 3小時(shí)11分鐘

在對(duì)衣物貼標(biāo)簽

I don't follow. 我沒(méi)聽(tīng)懂

聽(tīng)不懂Leonard的取笑

Oh, look, now he's boring on an international scale. 看吧 他現(xiàn)在無(wú)聊到有夠國(guó)際水準(zhǔn)

譏諷Sheldon

At least he's off the train crap. 至少他不再嘮叨火車了

往好處想

I owe you an apology. 我欠你一個(gè)道歉

發(fā)現(xiàn)美女后

I've actually got a shot at a terminator. 我居然有機(jī)會(huì)把到一個(gè)終結(jié)者

太自信了吧

That's Summer Glau. 那是某某啊

名人啊

Hang on a sec. 慢著

Raj質(zhì)疑

Why don't I get a shot? 為什么我就不能試試

Leonard也來(lái)?yè)胶?/div>

I think I'll let you two take this one. 這個(gè)就你們倆來(lái)吧

也就是說(shuō)說(shuō)而已

I will, I'm just working on my opening line. 我會(huì)去的 正在想開(kāi)場(chǎng)白呢

在醞釀中

Well, there's nothing you can do about it, so relax. 事已至此 無(wú)力回天 您就歇會(huì)吧

Sheldon忘帶U盤(pán)，Leonard勸他認(rèn)命

Well, it seems once again, you're caught between a rock and a crazy place. 看來(lái)你又一次陷入了進(jìn)退兩難

Sheldon不能讓別人進(jìn)他房間拿東西

Were you even listening to me? 你到底有沒(méi)有在聽(tīng)我說(shuō)話

Penny根本沒(méi)聽(tīng)

He's calling to ask you a favor. 他打電話請(qǐng)你幫忙

幫Sheldon說(shuō)兩句

Some sort of placebo effect, I guess. 我猜是某種安慰劑效應(yīng)

發(fā)現(xiàn)Raj喝的啤酒不含酒精

But there are little bubbles on the corners of Sheldon's mouth. 不過(guò)Sheldon快要口吐白沫了

Sheldon快要口吐白沫了

Yeah, I kind of crossed a line. 好吧 我是有點(diǎn)過(guò)分了

Penny承認(rèn)過(guò)頭了

Hang on. Do you have any emotional attachment to this box? 等下 你對(duì)這個(gè)盒子有什么情結(jié)嗎

Penny打算踩壞這個(gè)盒子

I'll leave you in peace. 我不會(huì)煩你了

Howard決定走開(kāi)