（說明：英文部分是本人閱讀的摘錄，中文部分是本人的翻譯。是否屬于原創，請編輯自行定奪。）

1. Taking or posing for pictures, even in the seclusion of my dorm room, made me feel like a cliche, perpetual-thumbs-up-giving Japanese tourists.

即使是單獨在自己宿舍里自拍或擺拍，都會讓我感覺好像是那些老是翹著拇指的典型日本游客。

2 Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

雙性戀周六晚上出去約會，即刻就有雙倍的機會。

3. I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

我并不是對可卡因上癮。我只是喜歡聞它那股味道。

4. The guest delicately patted the corner of his mouth with a napkin, although there was nothing to begin with.

客人拿著餐巾紙輕輕地揩拭著嘴角，雖然那里本來啥也沒有。

5. Personality-wise, at least the guy had a pulse.就性格而言，這廝至少脈搏還跳動著。