前言：學(xué)英文的小伙伴們，福利來(lái)啦！經(jīng)過(guò)兩年時(shí)間不著調(diào)的奮斗，嚕嚕終于把老友記全十季都看完啦，從今天開(kāi)始，嚕嚕會(huì)不定期的把老友記里面的中英文內(nèi)容摘錄下來(lái)供小伙伴們學(xué)習(xí)哦。看美劇，學(xué)英文，休閑~學(xué)習(xí)~撩妹~把弟，樣樣不誤！愛(ài)英文的你，一起加入我們吧！（PS:細(xì)心的你是不是和嚕嚕一樣發(fā)現(xiàn)了老友記里面其實(shí)有一些字幕出現(xiàn)了瑕疵呢，qiu~qiu~我記錄的內(nèi)容和電視字幕有些地方不同哦，細(xì)心的你快去發(fā)現(xiàn)吧~）
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Monica: There’s noting to tell! 這沒(méi)什么好說(shuō)的！
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? He’s some guy I work with! 他不過(guò)是我的同事！
Joey: C’mon, you’re going out with the guy! 少來(lái)了，你們都在約會(huì)了！
? ? ? ? ? ?There’s gotta be something wrong with him! 這個(gè)男人一定有什么問(wèn)題！
Chandler: So does he have a hump? A hump with a hairpiece? 他是駝背嗎？帶著假發(fā)的駝背？
Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk? 等等，他吃粉筆嗎？
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Just,‘cause, I don’t want her to go through what I went through with Carl. 我只是不想你重蹈我和卡爾的覆轍。
Monica：Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. 拜托各位放松點(diǎn)，者甚至不算是約會(huì)。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? It’s just tow people going out to dinner and not having sex. 只不過(guò)是兩個(gè)人出去吃飯而且不會(huì)上床。
Chandler：Sounds like a date to me.聽(tīng)起來(lái)像是和我約會(huì)。
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Chandler：Alright, so I’m back in high school,I’m standing in the middle of the cafeteria and I realize I’m totally naked. 于是我回到了高中學(xué)校，我站在食堂中間,然后發(fā)現(xiàn)自己全身赤裸。
All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream. 哦，做過(guò)那種夢(mèng)。
Chandler：Then I look down, and I realize there’s a phone there. 然后我低下頭，發(fā)現(xiàn)那里有一部大哥大。
Joey: Instead of ...？那兒變成了...
Chandler：That’s right. 沒(méi)錯(cuò)
All：Never had that dream. No. 這種夢(mèng)倒從未做過(guò)。沒(méi)有。
Chandler：All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. And it turns out it’s my mother,which is very-very weird because she never calls me! 突然，那電話響起來(lái)了,結(jié)果是我媽打來(lái)的，這非常非常奇怪因?yàn)樗龔膩?lái)不打電話給我。
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Ross: Hi
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. 這家伙一張嘴打招呼，我就想自殺。
Monica：Are you okay, sweetie? 你還好吧親愛(ài)的？
Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck. 我感覺(jué)有人把手伸進(jìn)我的喉嚨，抓住我的小腸，從我嘴里扯出來(lái)，然后產(chǎn)在我脖子上。
Chandler：Cookie? 餅干？
Monica：Carol moved her stuff out today. Let me get you some coffee. 卡爾今天把她的東西搬走了.我?guī)湍闩荼Х取?/p>
Ross: Thanks.
Ross: No, no don’t. Stop cleansing my aura! 不，不要，別再精華我的靈氣了。
? ? ? ? ? ? No, just leave my aura alone, okay? 求你了，別再碰我的靈氣好嗎？
? ? ? ? ? ? I’ll be fine, alright? 我會(huì)沒(méi)事的，好吧？
? ? ? ? ? ? Really, everyone. I hope she’ll be very happy.真的，各位，我希望她能幸福。
Monica：No, you don’t. 不，你不會(huì)
Ross: No, I don’t. 沒(méi)錯(cuò)，我不會(huì)。
? ? ? ? ? ? To hell with her, she left me! 去他的，她甩了我！
Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...你之前從不知道她是女同性戀？
Ross: No!! Okay?! ?不知道，行了吧？
? ? ? ? ? ? Why does everyone keep fixating on that? 為什么大家都圍繞這個(gè)話題打轉(zhuǎn)？
? ? ? ? ? ? She didn’t know, how should I know? 她都不知道，我怎么會(huì)知道。
Chandler：Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. 有時(shí)我也希望自己是個(gè)女同性戀。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Did I say that out loud? 我大聲說(shuō)出來(lái)了嗎？
Joey: Alright Ross, look. You’re feeling a lot of pain right now. You’re angry, you’re hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is? ?好了羅斯，瞧，你現(xiàn)在很痛苦，你很痛苦，很傷心。要不要我給你支一招？
? ? ? ? ? ?Strip joint!脫衣舞俱樂(lè)部！
? ? ? ? ? ?C’mon, you’re single! Have some hormones! 別這樣，作為光棍兒，爺們兒起來(lái)！
Ross: I don’t want to be single, okay? ?我不想單身的，好嗎？
? ? ? ? ? ? I just ...I justwanna be married again! ?我只想 再次結(jié)婚。
Chandler：And I just want a million dollars! ?而我只想要一百萬(wàn)美金。
Monica：Rachel?!
Rachel: Oh, God, Monica, hi! Thank God! 謝天謝地
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? I just went to your building and you weren’t there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here. 我剛?cè)チ四慵遥赡悴辉?有個(gè)拿大錘子的家伙說(shuō)你可能在這兒。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?And you are, you are! 結(jié)果你真的在這兒，你真的在這兒！
Waitress: Can I get you some coffee? 要來(lái)杯咖啡嗎？
Monica：De-Caff. 無(wú)咖啡因的
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. 好了各位，這是瑞秋，另一位林肯高中的幸存者。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and you remember my brother Ross?這就是各位啦，錢德勒，菲比，Joey,你還記得我哥哥羅斯嗎？
Rachel: Hi，sure!當(dāng)然！
Ross: Hi！
Monica：So you wanna tell us now or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids? 你是想現(xiàn)在跟我們說(shuō)說(shuō)，還是我們?cè)俚人奈粷皲蹁醯陌槟镞^(guò)來(lái)？
Rachel: Oh ,God...well, it started about a half hour before the wedding，I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat. This really gorgeousLimoges gravy boat. 哦上帝，好吧，大概在婚禮前半個(gè)小時(shí)，我當(dāng)時(shí)在放禮品的房間里看著調(diào)味汁瓶，那是一件極其美麗的Limoges調(diào)味汁瓶。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? When all of a sudden——Sweet‘n’Lo?——I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got really freaked out, and that’s when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. ?然后，突然間——有糖嗎？——我發(fā)現(xiàn)我對(duì)這個(gè)調(diào)味汁瓶比巴瑞更引發(fā)我的興奮感，然后我真的嚇壞了，突然想到巴瑞真的炒香薯頭先生。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? You know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but...Anyway, I ?just had to get out of there, and I started wondering“why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?” ?我是說(shuō)，我總覺(jué)得他看起來(lái)眼熟，但是...不管怎么說(shuō)，我必須離開(kāi)那里。我開(kāi)始想“我干嘛這么做，我這么做是為了誰(shuí)？”
? ? ? ? ? ? ? So anyway, I just didn’t know where to go, and I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you are the only person I knew who lived here in the city. ?不管怎么說(shuō)，我不知道該去哪里，而且我知道我們有點(diǎn)疏遠(yuǎn)了，但是，你是我在這個(gè)城市唯一認(rèn)識(shí)的人。
Monica：Who wasn’t ?invited to the wedding. ?還沒(méi)有被邀請(qǐng)參加婚禮。
Rachel: Oh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn’t be an issue... 哦，我希望這不是個(gè)問(wèn)題
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Monica：Now I’m guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ and she’s really bot happy about it.我猜他送她一臺(tái)管風(fēng)琴，而她很不喜歡。
Rachel: Daddy, I just ...I can’t marry him! 爸爸，我只是 不能嫁給他。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?I’m sorry . I just don’t love him. 對(duì)不起，我只是不愛(ài)他。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Well, it matters to me. 可是對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)就有關(guān)系。
Chandler: Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants. 哦，她真不該穿那條褲子。
Joey: I say push her down the stairs. 要我說(shuō)，推她下樓。
All: Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! Push her down the stairs! 把她推下樓！把她推下樓！把她推下樓！
Rachel: C’mon Daddy, listen to me! 爸，你聽(tīng)我說(shuō)！
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?It’s like, all of my life, everyone has always told me,“You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!You’re a shoe!You’re a shoe! 這就好像，在我一生中，所有人都一直告訴我“你是一只鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子，你是鞋子。”
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?And today I just stopped and I said,“what if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse, you know? Or a hat?” 可是今天我停下來(lái)說(shuō)“如果我不想成為一只鞋呢？如果我想成為一個(gè)包包或是一頂帽子呢？“
? ? ? ? ? ? ? No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I’m saying I am a ha-.不，我不是要你給我買帽子。我是說(shuō)我是一頂帽子。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? It’s a metaphor, Daddy!這是比喻啦，爸爸！
Ross: You can see where he’d have trouble.這就是他的問(wèn)題所在了。
Rachel:?Look Daddy, it’s my life.聽(tīng)著爸爸，這是我的人生。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Well maybe I’ll just stay here with Monica.或許，我可以和莫妮卡住在一起。
Monica：Well, I guess we’ve established who’s staying here with Monica...我猜和莫妮卡住在一起的人選已然敲定了。
Rachel: Well, maybe that’s my decision.也許，那是我的決定。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Well, maybe I don’t need your money.也許，我不需要你的錢。
? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Wait, Wait, I said maybe!等等，我說(shuō)的是也許。
