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聽(tīng)譯，并借助Youtube自動(dòng)生成的字幕糾正。

I will say? try wandering up and down the junk food section of your grocery store

and you'll find your soulmate. hashtag"guarantee".

我會(huì)說(shuō)，在超市垃圾食品區(qū)逛一逛，你就會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的“靈魂伴侶”—— #講真我保證#。

Anna Kendrick

給我們真正需要的建議

1、前任老是短信聊騷你怎么破？

You should text your ex:

I set another fire last night it's starting to make me feel alive—— oh sorry wrong number！

應(yīng)該給前任發(fā)短信：

昨晚又縱火了，這開(kāi)始讓我覺(jué)得自己還活著—— 啊不好意思，發(fā)錯(cuò)號(hào)了。

2、我想環(huán)游世界，但我又想開(kāi)始存錢，因?yàn)楫吘贡既恕业降自撛趺醋觯?/h4>

You should save your money,not buy anything even necessities like toilet paper.

that's the lie just use leaves from your yard.

Sit on a pile of money and died on it and know that you were? better.

你應(yīng)該存錢，然后什么都不買。哪怕是生活必需品類似廁紙，這都是沒(méi)用的，用你家后院的樹(shù)葉子就好。

然后坐在一堆錢上，然后死在錢堆上，然后你明白：你過(guò)得比人好。

3、怎樣在初見(jiàn)面的男生面前不表現(xiàn)得煞筆？

You should imagine that you are... you have the spirit of Oprah and? face of James Marsden， Male or female doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying.

And you know, just project that in in your daily life.

4、碰到一些人明明說(shuō)自己不餓，然后你的薯?xiàng)l剛上來(lái)他那份已經(jīng)吃完一半了——怎么破？

Oh I've lost friends that way before. I don't allow that don't stand for that kind of behavior.

啊，我因?yàn)檫@個(gè)丟了不少培養(yǎng)。不能接受，這種行為完全忍不了啊！

5、怎樣跟看上眼的喜歡對(duì)象開(kāi)始搭上話？

My opening line is usually looking over at them and giving like that awkward half smile and hoping that they'll come talk to me.

我的開(kāi)場(chǎng)白通常是：直直看過(guò)去，然后露出煞筆似的似笑非笑，然后期待對(duì)方過(guò)來(lái)跟我聊天。

Because the half smile is such that it could be “Hi, you seem friendly and i'm bored." but also I keep it cool enough that it could be like the person right behind them I like to keep my feelings protected.

因?yàn)樗菩Ψ切拖袷钦f(shuō)“嗨，你看起來(lái)挺不錯(cuò)，我現(xiàn)在有點(diǎn)無(wú)聊。”但同時(shí)我又能同時(shí)保持足夠矜持，就像是在對(duì)他身后某個(gè)人打招呼。

我喜歡讓我的感覺(jué)受到保護(hù)。

6、不小心把聊天記錄的截屏，發(fā)給了正在聊天的人……怎么破？

You're in a pickle，my friend.

你玩脫了，朋友！

Um you know just say... just start a rumor that there's a glitches you know on iphones or whatever phone you have.

呃…… 你就說(shuō)...造個(gè)謠，說(shuō)你的iPhone或者你的其他什么手機(jī)出故障了。

Create a couple of websites， login? a number of people on various forums， saying:"Is anyone else having this problem？ We should write a letter to Steve Jobs ghost." And that's the only solution I can think of.

然后建幾個(gè)網(wǎng)站，注冊(cè)一堆用戶，在各種論壇上，說(shuō)“有人遇到同樣的問(wèn)題嗎？我們應(yīng)該給喬布斯的鬼魂寫(xiě)封信啊！”這是我想到的唯一的解決辦法。

7、家里人催結(jié)婚生小孩，怎么破？？？

I think you should say that the reason you're not having a baby is that the water wars are coming because the world is going to end and that baby would just

be food for somebody's stronger well-equipped baby and that should shut them up.

我覺(jué)得你可以說(shuō)：我不想要小孩的原因是——水資源戰(zhàn)爭(zhēng)即將到來(lái)，世界即將毀滅，我的小孩會(huì)變成其他更強(qiáng)壯的、設(shè)備精良的小孩的食物。

這應(yīng)該能讓他們閉嘴了吧？