我是慢魚愛立刻，英國一點點的踐行學徒；
期待建構(gòu)有愛的智能世界，希望有您參與。
黃油煎蘑菇在平底鍋里吱吱作響，香氣四溢；
廚房窗外的綠色草地上，蜜蜂正圍著盛開的藍鈴花, 玫瑰跟百日菊忙碌采蜜；
穿過草地后面的小溪是一片樹林，鍋里的蘑菇就清晨從那里采的。
這是北京過不上的生活，也是吸引我跟丈夫老遠飛來英國鄉(xiāng)下度假的原因。
丈夫是外資投行資深高管; 雖是40幾歲大叔但健身得法，穿起西裝英俊挺拔，幽默風趣，正是玉樹臨風又多金；不工作的我住在的五環(huán)外的別墅里，平日豪車出行，羨煞親戚閨蜜們，都夸嫁得好； 我自也深以為然，努力保養(yǎng)跟化妝、努力不變老、努力學做菜、努力討丈夫歡心。
然而我們沒有小孩；年輕時多次人流注定了我的不孕不育；為此不知多少次午夜夢回淚濕枕畔。也想過領養(yǎng)，但丈夫不同意撫養(yǎng)沒血緣關系的孩子；只能在遇到親戚閨蜜帶小孩餐敘集會時，強顏歡笑，內(nèi)心泣血。她們是看不得我好，故意刺激；我知道。
尤其是年輕漂亮的房屋中介Flower，每次見面都帶上她的半歲小孩，揮舞雙手嘟囔著聽不懂的娃娃語，可愛到爆炸。她從不掩飾對丈夫的欣賞，每每流露出對我的羨慕嫉妒；如果不是她能幫我們照顧深圳的房子租賃買賣，加上已經(jīng)結(jié)婚有小孩，我一定立刻斷絕與她來往，搞不好哪天丈夫就被搶了。
直到來英國前，我在微信里發(fā)現(xiàn)丈夫過度關心Flower跟小孩。那完全是對家人的口吻，小孩一天大便幾次關你什么事？Flower與她老公出席宴會穿太露關你什么事？
當晚我就暈倒了，差點影響到英國行程。醒來后下定決心，要好好利用這次出行；
丈夫是我的，誰也不能搶走。
丈夫最愛英國蘑菇，老說國內(nèi)的味道不行。我努力在網(wǎng)上找蘑菇相關訊息，終于找到這家B&B民宿，后面的森林就能采蘑菇；丈夫很高興。我也很高興。
黃油煎蘑菇在平底鍋里吱吱作響，應該可以上桌了；我看了一眼餐桌旁迫不及待的丈夫，再看一眼沒使用完的死亡帽(deadly webcap)，微微一笑。
我已經(jīng)準備好了，死也要帶走我的愛；丈夫是我的，誰也搶不走。
Mushroom
Mushrooms are fried with butter in the pan, and it smells good; Look out of the kitchen window, bee gather honey from bluebell, rose and zinnia on a grass, hustle and bustle.
Behind the grass, there is a forest with stream, where I got the mushrooms in the early morning.
No way to have such enjoyable life in Beijing. That’s why husband and I flight such long distance to British for outskirt vacation.
My husband is a senior manager with fat salary in British capital invested corporation; hence I can be a house wife to keep a villa, a limo, and many luxuries. All my relatives and friends are jealous of my marriage. In order to maintain the relationship with my husband, I am striving for youth and beauty with makeup and skin care, and practicing culinary skill for him.
Sadly I am bound to no child since my induced abortions in teenage. I have regretted the hasty with tears, especially in the midnight. Husband rejects my adoption proposal since he has no willing to raise a kid without blood relationship. Therefore I feel painful in friends gathering with children; I think they are on purpose to bring children to laugh at me. They are just jealous. I know.
Especially the young pretty, Flower, is used to bring her cute and lovely little baby to meet us.? But I still treat her as a friend, until I aware the affair between husband and her.
I was shock, but I decide to maintain the relationship with husband in the UK trip.
He is mine, no one can steal him.
I know Husband likes UK grown mushrooms, so I surfed the web to find this B&B house that we can get natural mushroom in nearby forest. He is happy, I am happy too.
Mushrooms are fried with butter in the pan, it is ready to serve.
I glimpse my husband beside the dieting table, and then I glimpse the cut deadly webcap mushroom.
I am ready to die, accomplished with my dear husband. He is mine, no one can steal him.
