• Qt

public void Hyper::妹子撒嬌()
{
    this.哄((Yp)QObject::sender());
}

QObject::connect(yp, SIGNAL(撒嬌()),hyper,SLOT(妹子撒嬌());

• C#

yp.撒嬌 += delegate{ hyper.哄(yp);};

• Java

hyper.get撒嬌Manager().register(new 撒嬌Handler(){
    @Override
    public void on撒嬌(撒嬌Event event){
      try{
        if(event.source != yp)throw new 
            Wrong妹子Exception();
        hyper.哄(event.source);
      }catch(Wrong妹子Exception e){
        try{
            hyper.keepCalm();
        }catch(CantKeepCalmException e)
        {
            hyper.call(yp);
        }
      }
    }
});

• html

<script type="text/javascript">
    function 求哄(妹子,漢子)
    {
        var yp = document.getElementById(妹子)
        var hyper = document.getElementById(漢子)
        hyper.哄(yp);
    }
</script>
<a id = "yp" type = "妹子" on撒嬌 = "求哄('yp','hyper')"/>
<a id = "hyper" type = "漢子"/>

• jQuery

$('#yp').撒嬌(function(){
    $('#hyper').哄($('#yp'));
});

• Lua

WithHyper = {
    __撒嬌 = function()
        hyper.哄(self)
    end,
}

setmetatable(yp, WithHyper)

• c/c++

void (*漢子::on撒嬌)(撒嬌Source*);

yp->on撒嬌 = &(Hyper::哄);

yp->on撒嬌(yp);

其實我不懂c++
其實我家妹子撒嬌都不需要費心思想怎么哄的

最好的代碼，無非是

/me smile
/me hug yp
>/////<

快贊死窩啊

噗