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再選幾篇 Dear Abby 的專欄:
Dear Abby, About four months ago, the house across the street was sold to a "father and son" — or so we thought. We later learned it was an older man about 50 and a young fellow about 24. This was a respectable neighborhood before this "odd couple" moved in. They have all sorts of strange-looking company. Men who look like women, women who look like men, blacks, whites, Indians. Yesterday I even saw two nuns go in there!... Abby, these weirdos are wrecking our property values! How can we improve the quality of this once-respectable neighborhood? —Up In Arms
Dear UP: You could move.
indian? 印第安人(北美土著)
odd???? 奇特的,古怪的
company?? 同伴,同伙,客人,
nun?? 修女,尼姑
werido ? 怪人,
property values 房產價值
Up In Arms? 來信者此落款是一短語,有“滿腔怒火, 竭力反對”的意思
Dear Abby: I've been going with this girl for a year. How can I get her to say yes? —Don
Dear Don: What's the question?
Dear Abby: I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Have you any suggestions? — M.J.B. in Oakland, Calif.
Dear M.J.B.: Yes. Run for a public office.
trace family history?? 追溯家族史
can't afford to??? 負擔不起
run for a public office? 競聘公務員
Dear Abby: Are birth control pills deductible? —Bertie
Dear Bertie: Only if they don't work.
birth control pill ?? 口服避孕藥
deductible??? 指 tax-deductible,可稅前扣除的消費(即免繳稅)
Dear Abby: I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? —Annie
Dear Annie: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.
Dear Abby: My wife sleeps in the raw. Then she showers, brushes her teeth and fixes our breakfast — still in the buff. We're newlyweds and there are just the two of us, so I suppose there's really nothing wrong with it. What do you think? —Ed
Dear Ed: It's O.K. with me. But tell her to put on an apron when she's frying bacon.
in the raw? 赤身裸體
in the buff? 赤身裸體
newlyweds 新婚夫婦
apron? 圍裙
bacon?? 培根,熏肉
Dear Abby: What inspires you most to write? —Ted
Dear Ted: The Bureau of Internal Revenue.
The Bureau of Internal Revenue (美國)國內稅務局, (Abby調侃稱激勵她寫作的是錢)
Dear Abby: Is it possible for a man to be in love with two women at the same time? —Jake
Dear Jake: Yes, and also hazardous.
hazardous? 有危險的,冒險的
(to be continued)