我是慢魚愛立刻，一點點的踐行學(xué)徒。

撞墻是跑馬拉松一定遇到的障礙；

雖然呼吸節(jié)奏都還掌握住，但腿及身體已跟不上想放棄，并懷疑起自己及人生。

加入寫作群一個月后，終于撞墻了；應(yīng)完成的作業(yè)寫不出來，很無力。

開始思考為何要早起？打開得到App，迎面撞來得信息滿滿一桌子;

而我食不下咽，想吐，幾天沒做筆記；所以沒材料寫作業(yè)。

而且這周工作真的很忙；作業(yè)本應(yīng)在周末完成，卻被寫商務(wù)計劃占掉時間；

所以沒時間寫作業(yè)。

還有，這幾天到了下午眼睛發(fā)痛﹑頭痛﹑渾身不舒服；所以無法寫作業(yè)。

最要命的，昨夜電腦被狗吃了，所以作業(yè)寫不了。

You know, I can't finish the work since a dog had my computer last night.

于是

當(dāng)你的電腦被狗吃了，你就想散心。

When a dog has your computer, you will go out for distraction;

想散心就去打高爾夫, 就會打得很用力。

When you go out for distraction,you will play golf hard to get an OB ball;

高爾夫球就會OB(出界)，打到懸崖上一只叫Computer的小鷹。

When you play golf hard, the OB ball will hit a baby hawk named Computer on a cliff;

Computer就掉下來，剛好掉到兔子洞里;

When Computer is hit, it will fall down into a hare hole coincidentally;

沒有生小兔的兔媽媽就會把Computer當(dāng)成小兔子養(yǎng)。

When Computer falls in the hare hole, a mother hare without baby will raise it as a baby hare;

Computer 就會代表參賽贏了龜兔賽跑。

When Computer is raised as a baby hare, it will represent hares to win The Race between Hare and Tortoise;

烏龜就會抗議歷史被篡改，媽媽只好把Computer送走。

When Compute wins the race, tortoises will protest the distortion of story, therefore the mother hare has no choice to expel Computer from the hare hole;

Computer 就會一直流浪﹑流浪﹑流浪。。。。

Therefore Computer wanders and roams sadly to be a homeless....

然后Computer 就會被狗吃了；聽說那只狗什么都吃。

And then, a dog who eats anything will have Computer.

我們不要讓狗吃了Computer。Don’t make the dog has your Computer.

GET RID OF THE DOG!

擺脫那只狗。讓狗吃了心裡的老鷹，你就飛不起來了。

我是慢魚愛立刻，飛翔一點點的踐行學(xué)徒；

期待建構(gòu)有愛的智能世界，希望有您參與。